Thursday, March 7, 2013

My short Kombucha adventure.

I drank some kombucha and this is my story.

It tasted like apple cider vinegar. I like the taste of vinegar.
But it is POWERFUL with LIVING THINGIES in it. You need them in you for sure! Right?

I think I drank it too fast. Because then my insides when "Woah. Living Thingies."
And the stomach felt strange for about an hour.

I tested kombucha off and on for about two weeks.
This is the kind I drank:

I didn't feel any different or magical. I did not gain the ability to speak with plants. 
It ran about $4 a bottle, and has floaty snot-like living goodness dancing at the bottom of it.
I read up on homebrewing. You can make your own vinegary wonder-snot for just pennies!
And then I realized, I didn't want to make any. Or, really drink any more.
They say it's a good hangover cure. I'll get right on testing that out.


Lab-rattily yours,
-Kelly